A rejected amazon review

My rejected Amazon review for "Melanie's Marvelous Measles" (Paperback)

Yes, this is a real book that exists.

Yes! Measles are the best!
By Katie Keenan

LOVED this book!! 
First of all, I have never trusted anything those stupid doctors say! What do they or the CDC know? A bunch of money-grubbers, they are! This book, however? Worth EVERY penny. What a delight to learn about how Melanie's fragile immune system was able to miraculously fight off this easily preventable disease! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? RIGHT! Unless you do die, but who cares about all those kids that died at Disneyland anyway? Not me! 
I totally believe that carrots and melon juice can cure this thing! I have rubella because I never got vaccinated for anything and I am fighting it off by taking baths in onion juice and rubbing garlic on my feet! I only wish that when I show off *my* red, spotted skin that it incited as much joy as when Melanie showed off hers!! Judgmental vaxxers. "You should really go to a doctor" Maybe *you* should really read this book! 
It may be the brain infections and numerous comorbidities of developing a disease that has been largely wiped out due to vaccinations, but I HATE that Jared kid. Man, what an idiot. Doesn't he know that vaccines don't #!$$^%&$REWR#RSFDDSG 
Sorry my glands are swollen and I have trouble typing sometimes. But, as I like to say: RUBELLA IS RESPLENDENT! 
Thank you Stephanie Messenger for this brave, compelling story that throws scientific caution to the wind. I love my rubella and resultant cataracts! By contracting it I am so glad pregnant mothers and many others can now contract it, too and feel as alive as I do!! Because I'm fighting for my life! LOL! FIVE STARS!

(Special thanks to Addicting Info for spreading the word:) 
http://www.addictinginfo.org/…/anti-vaxxers-launch-childre…/